Ritz-Carlton. Louis Vuitton. Rolls Royce. Fabergé. And now, Tenga.

By now, products come and products withdraw from the marketplace with jackrabbit intensity.  But the luxury brands have stood unmatched against competitors because of their quality and innovation.

The experience.

Imagine that sort of expertise used to create the next generation in adult male toys. 

Imagine a world where your pleasure and satisfaction is considered important and worth the rigorous refinement and technological advances usually reserved for heavy machinery and fast cars.

The future of male pleasure is here, now. That world is Tenga!

Why the Tenga Flip Hole is Simply the Best.

  • Most importantly, it feels better! DUH! We’d say it feels like warm Apple Pie but it’s better than that. Tenga is a decidedly Japanese invention.  A precise combination of technology, art, and science – for YOU! We are bringing you the Tenga Flip-Hole because it is the most advanced and pleasurable product available. There is nothing else like it in the world.

    Designed by an engineer and made of futuristic, patented, multi-textured silicone polymers. Try saying that twice. Tenga is the future of self sex. Why eat hamburger when you can have Kobe beef? If you can see from the slide show, the inside of a Tenga has special features for your fun. Some of their names are: vacuum pump, quattro wave, lip flap, end orb. I can’t name them all, or I may … get … distracted.

  • Ease of Use and Free Bonuses. This Tenga product is called a Flip Hole for a reason.  After the fireworks go off, it simply flips open, you wash it off with soap and water, and let it dry on the special rack included. The old sock, the pillows, the lubed plastic baggie between the mattress and box spring. So analog. So caveman. So “is that it?” Enter Tenga.

    It also includes three types of lube. It also includes three types of lube: Mild, Wet, and Wild. All included! A Happy Meal of fun!

    When’s the last time you drove a Japanese car that wasn’t technologically light-years away from other cars? Thought so.

  • Tenga Flip Hole Sleek, inconspicuous modern design.  If not opened, you can leave your Tenga out in your home. On a coffee table even. It looks like a new Scandinavian lava lamp. Or a remote control. Underneath the sleek lines lies the most revolutionary sexual experience created. Not to replace sex. An entirely new experience in pleasure. From the Eagle landing on the moon, to Tang. We now have Tenga!

  • And Tenga Love Me!  Your DVD player can’t do that! Your remote can't do that. But your Tenga can!

So, go ahead and order a Tenga Flip Hole today and begin enjoying a brand new experience of unbridled proportions, just remember that unless you live out in the middle of nowhere, you still might have neighbors and you might even need to improve your homes sound proofing somehow, someway.

Yep, it's that good. Enjoy your Tenga time and get ready for a whole new level of deeply pleasurable sensations!

 

 

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